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"Everything in life has balance. For all good there is evil, For all order there is chaos. Unfortunatley, that means that for every good flash created, there's a piece of $@&*! right around the corner." -Me
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You get one for occaisonally good animation, but other than that stupid and gross. And get off your high horse in your replies to comments. You aren't funny, either in the animation or out of it, so stop trying to be.
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I cant believe this lasted more than a day. Complete and total crap. And not for all audiences. Just because something swears doesn't mean it's funny.
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lmao 2007 we're all doomed now.....
this shit is always so funny keep it up man.
BUY HIS DVD ASSHOLES!
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not original, too easy, and not even a background. very sloppy. You can do better clock crew. Stop giving people a reason to hate u.
BTW, i got to 6000 and stopped out of bordem. Seriously, put like walls or enemies or something.
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but i think that appeals more to a middle school biology class than to the average newgrounds crowd. Nice work though, very well made.
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this is complete crap. What is this? you waste 30 secong with opening credits about angelina jolie and a sock and a crayon and other bullshit, and then there is static, and then end.
Just another example of crap that wastes my time.
Suck a dick.
Author's Response:
oh ok i'd better suck a dick because internet superstar 'causeofchaos' told me to.
do you have any racial preference as to the dick i should be sucking?
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Because its free and my house smells better. That thing was awsome, it must have taken forever, but seriously, i need to ask one question: Is there any point, I mean, ANY POINT AT ALL to be any color besides purple? i mean really, red fires a massive spread that hits everything but does minimal damage, blue is impossible to hit and dodge at the same time, and purple is homing ultra powerful blast that kills all. Plus, it has best bomb. Red and blue are put to shame and purple really ISN'T the color of gay ppl.
Author's Response:
Red is most useful if you get close to enemies. And blue is intimidating if you know how to AIM because both are much stronger than the purple (you'll see the difference if you play HARD mode) and purple is only for n00bs who cannot aim or are too lazy to move. Along with the fact that the purple bomb LOOKS best.. doesn't mean it's good. Red has the most protective bomb (everything cancels during the fissure), and blue kills everything within its range. Purple is neither strong or protective (it has loads of uncovered gaps on the screen).
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yea.. um... it doesnt work. The Loading screen comes, then the guy punches the other guy, then they just sit there for 3 seconds, then the screen goes purple and freezes. i dont know if its my comp, but i have all flash things and never had this problem. look into it when u get the chance .
P.S. I gave it all fives because i cant leave it blank.
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You have good animating skills, the drawings were good, but that god-forsaken song just destroyed everything and there was no point whatsoever. Yeah sure, some flashes pull off the whole "i was bored so i made it" thing, but not this one.
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You come up with this. Amazing. This thing must have taken months, its incredibly creative and smooth running. It kinda reminds me of a cross between Gumby (you know, the green guy) and Robot chicken (which is a good thing.) Props dude, this things incredible, you earned front page.
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